MEAN AND NASTY

writings of a mad woman

"I am my own lunatic fringe"

Kathleen Hoy Foley

DISCLAIMER

WRITINGS IN THIS SECTION ARE NOT LITERAL

They are merely foul, spiteful and offensive
Which is why they are sequestered here far away from delicate sensitivities

FAIR WARNINGS

If you don't have a twisted sense of humor, you better go.

If you think coarse, irrational absurdity, gluttonous exaggeration and mean and nasty parody are the lowest forms of writing, you're right. Leave now, while you still can.

If poking needles into your own eyes is not your favorite pastime, you don't want to stay.

If your personal theme song is Koombayah, run...really. Now. And don't look back.

If you believe that young, strong, savvy adoptees who chase down and stalk old people are fine upstanding citizens, turn away lest you be blinded by the merciless view.

If you are truly and honestly convinced that a person is lost until she stares into the eyes of the egg and the sperm, rush away fast! You'll get no sympathy here.
As the spawn of a rapist, all I have to say is ewwww...

If you think risk of a possible phlegm gene is enough reason to strap on a loaded forty-five and hunt down a stranger, please, do read on. Take no notice of the knife in my hand.

Mean and Nasty Writings

Excuse Me While I Gag On A Maggot

Squeezing Out A Tear